100,000 Northern men drink coffee in the nude

Ashley Curtis

13/07/2011 15:52:48

New figures allege that 100,000 men in the North love switching on their coffee machine while stark naked.

Burnley Express have published figures showing that two per cent of men from the top half of the country admit to having their first cup of coffee of the day in the nude.

In another saucy fact, 15 per cent of British men and 9 per cent of British women believe that a cup of coffee before sex improves their performance under the sheets.

One in five Northern men said they would love to bring Geordie singer Cheryl Cole a cup of coffee to the bedroom, while 18 per cent of Northern women would most like to bring a cup of coffee to Hollywood heartbreaker George Clooney.

In the survey, 21 per cent of young people aged 18 to 24 would bring Bajan singer Rihanna her first cup of freshly-brewed coffee. However, politicians proved to be the least popular, especially Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg who didn’t get a single vote.

Prime Minister David Cameron fared little better, with 1 per cent of the votes.

Pendle Today cites more figures from the survey, claiming 40 per cent of Britons would be stopped in their tracks if they smelled freshly-brewed coffee.